{"id":315,"date":"2018-12-08T02:07:51","date_gmt":"2018-12-08T02:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/?p=315"},"modified":"2018-12-08T02:07:51","modified_gmt":"2018-12-08T02:07:51","slug":"my-favorite-mistake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/2018\/12\/08\/my-favorite-mistake\/","title":{"rendered":"My favorite mistake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m going to say right up front that I <a href=\"http:\/\/thegoodplace.wikia.com\/wiki\/Censored_Curse_Words\">forked<\/a> this one up royally from beginning to end. So, I can\u2019t say that it was a great recipe, but I do think that it\u2019s salvageable, as in, the blame lies with me.<\/p>\n<p>And, to be honest, I still had a lot of fun making it.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s been a stressful week, and I came home grumpy. But once I started to make this week\u2019s poppy seed streusel and listening to podcasts about \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/blackgirlscreate.org\/tarbis\/\">Doctor<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theincomparable.com\/twitt\/\">Who<\/a>\u201d (*nerd alert*), I felt immensely better. I didn\u2019t even really care that I was forking up.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_313\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-313\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-313\" src=\"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181207_194257389606798259664702-300x223.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181207_194257389606798259664702-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181207_194257389606798259664702-768x571.jpg 768w, http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181207_194257389606798259664702-1024x761.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-313\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Streusel ingredients. Notably not pictured is the milk I should have used.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I have loved my Amy Thielen \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/New-Midwestern-Table-Heartland-Recipes\/dp\/0307954870\">The New Midwestern Table<\/a>\u201d cookbook, so the fact that this recipe didn\u2019t turn out I think is a fluke. I have made a lot of things from it, including <a href=\"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/2018\/11\/10\/the-handpies-tale\/\">hand pies<\/a> this year.<\/p>\n<p>And, seriously, it has a butt-ton of butter, sugar, and flour, so it should have been perfect.<\/p>\n<p>Also, while her recipe said to bake for a half hour, I knew it looked done about 7 minutes early, and instead of trusting my gut, I let it go for another 5.<\/p>\n<p>So, the fact that it\u2019s hard as a rock, is on me.<\/p>\n<p>Then, the second page of the recipe really spends a lot of time on the importance of grinding the poppy seeds well. This was after I had, uh, not done that. See, I bought a bunch of cream and figured there was not harm in replacing whole milk with cream. Except that, obviously, cream whips quite quickly. So, when I mixed them together in the blender, there was whipped cream well before poppy seed broke and bruised.<\/p>\n<p>I made up for it by adding water instead of more cream later \u2026 but the damage (or lack thereof to the poppy seeds) was done.<\/p>\n<p>So, the fact that the poppy seeds are intact and the innards of the streusel didn\u2019t turn out as expected, is also on me.<\/p>\n<p>Again, though, it was an adventure to make, and I\u2019m pretty sure if I follow the recipe, and trust my gut, I\u2019ll nail it next time.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_314\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-314\" style=\"width: 243px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-314\" src=\"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181207_1943496627242011739677415-243x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"243\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181207_1943496627242011739677415-243x300.jpg 243w, http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181207_1943496627242011739677415-768x947.jpg 768w, http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181207_1943496627242011739677415-830x1024.jpg 830w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 243px) 100vw, 243px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-314\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It doesn&#8217;t look that bad until you noticed the blackened edges and that that ain&#8217;t *lightly* golden.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Here\u2019s what I did. Actually, scratch that, here\u2019s what I should have done:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ingredients<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00be c. poppy seeds<\/li>\n<li>\u00be c. whole milk (DO NOT SUBSTITUTE)<\/li>\n<li>1 c. raisins<\/li>\n<li>3 c. sugar, divided<\/li>\n<li>\u00bd c. heavy cream<\/li>\n<li>2 t. apple cider vinegar<\/li>\n<li>3 c. all-purpose flour<\/li>\n<li>\u00bd t. sea salt<\/li>\n<li>3 sticks butter (the recipe calls for salted; I used un- so hopefully that didn\u2019t mess things up), and more for coating the pan, all at room temperature<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Directions<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Combine poppy seeds and MILK in a blender and process on high until the poppy seeds have broken down down. Add the raisins, 1 c. sugar, the cream, and the vinegar. Process until smooth.<\/p>\n<p>Pour the mixture into a medium skillet and bring to a simmer over medium heat. Stir often to prevent it from sticking, and continue reducing heat to keep the mixture at a slow bubble. Keep cooking until the mixture thickens to like jam, about 30 minutes. I\u2019d say a little less but that might just be because I overcooked the thing from top to bottom in the oven.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, heat the oven to 375 degrees, and lightly butter a 9-inch by 13-inch sheet pan.<\/p>\n<p>In a large bowl, combine the flour, the remaining 2 c. sugar, salt, and the butter. Use your fingers to work the butter into the flour mixture until well combined, and the mixture holds its shape when squeezed together.<\/p>\n<p>Scoop 5 loose cups of the butter mixture onto the sheet pan, and use your hands to spread evenly, and then gently press down. Bake for about 10 minutes, and then let cool for about 10 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Then, pour the poppy seed mixture on top, and spread until smooth. Then squeeze the remaining butter mixture on top of the poppy seed mix to make decorative nuggets, leaving some space for the filling to show through.<\/p>\n<p>Bake for about 30 minutes, or until LIGHTLY golden brown, *checking often*, and then cool in the pan before cutting into squares. Enjoy, if you got this far and succeeded!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m going to say right up front that I forked this one up royally from beginning to end. So, I can\u2019t say that it was a great recipe, but I do think that it\u2019s salvageable, as in, the blame lies with me. And, to be honest, I still had a lot of fun making it. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/2018\/12\/08\/my-favorite-mistake\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My favorite mistake&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[31,10,42,7,1,17],"tags":[80,216,218,217,219],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":319,"href":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions\/319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/christiniacrippes.com\/food\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}